Shoutbox

Did you know that due to Deathwings desire to fly around all of Azeroth thousands of children have been orphaned?! Millions of Poorly pixelated Pre-pubecent Pre-teen People positively pitifully lost parents. Dad was just tending the crops when, BAM!!! Deathwing turned them in to Deep-fried Daddies, Parboiled Papas, and Filleted Fathers! Moms were just out washing little timmys tighty whiteys when she became a murdered mommy.

Poor little Fred and Susan are now without parents. They have nothing but the hard tack the orphanage feeds them and an overabundance of cookies made by people doing their cooking daily. Someone needs to be their friend, get them some exercise, and teach them how to fight the cavities made by all those cookies. And that's where you can help.

Visit Stormwind, Shattrath, and Dalaran today and speak with the local Orphanage caretaker to get your free week long slave labor... i mean Delightful orphan buddy today. Take the time to talk to them and let them know what having a supreme ruler is like. Ask them what their name is and promptly forget. See if they wanna go anywhere, if they do Mount up on your most epic flying mount and tell them to keep up. Even if you fly over lava, packs of ravenous undead, or a gaping chasm they won't mind at least someone is paying attention to them. Give the Orphan matron time to get properly hammered without having to worry about little Jim's runny nose by taking him with you and making him stand in the fire.

Warning:

Shaking your orphan upside down to make coins fall out of his pockets is not frowned upon unless your a gnome in which case brain damage becomes a factor unless the gnome stands on a chair.

The Adopter takes no responsibility for the health of the orphan in any way, Orphans are delivered as is and no deposits are required along with no responsibility for the condition of your orphan.

Orphans require no outside food source many have been trained to fend for themselves when looking for food.

Orphans not returned to the Orphanage at the end of this campaign will Explode. Make sure to remove them from the vicinity of your person if you value your personal goods.

Temporarily Adopt an Orphan TODAY!!!!

Yes fellow Guildies its that time of year again! Time for spring cleaning, Yard Work, and most of all Farming around for chocolates, and things to cause Blaeys to grow and inexplicable pair of bunny ears to adorn the top of his shiny warlock head.

Noblegarden is just a few short days away and i figured it would be a decent time for some people to brush up on what all this holiday has to offer.

http://www.wowhead.com/guide=25/noblegarden-april-24-april-30

I Will admit this guide is a little bit dated. The current Noblegarden will begin April 8th and end April 15th.

Another new addition to this year's festivities is the grand unveiling of the Swift Springstrider another NEW mount.

http://www.wowhead.com/item=72145

So go grab your baskets and make your wishes to the great and powerful Spring Rabbit. Its time to make sure we find all the eggs. Try not to miss one, they stink if you hit them with a lawnmower 2 weeks later!!

(No Blaeys were harmed in the graphic image of us attaching bunny ears to his head in your mind.)

Due to some technical issues, the dinner events are going to be filmed now and posted later.

Sorry for any inconvienence